OUTBREAK

Jynx

The 7th greatest Pokemon of all time

"A Jynx sashays rhythmically as if it were dancing. Its motions are so bouncingly alluring, people seeing it are compelled to shake their hips without noticing."

    For gay men, Jynx is the closest thing in the Pokemon universe to a drag queen. And let’s be honest, Jynx is pretty damn close. Ever controversial, Jynx’s color was changed to purple after several critics cited the fact that she looked like a woman in black face. Others have claimed that she’s meant to resemble somebody who tans too much. Call us racist if you want, but we love Jynx’s exotic looks, pushup bra, golden hair, and juicy lips. We’re wiggling our hips right now just thinking about her. 

- Brent Freaney and Johnnie JungleGuts

 

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    Jynx is the best pokemon.
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    Spencer!!!! Your favorite Pokémon!
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    Ever since blue version… Always loved “zynx.”
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